I have no idea what I’m doing up this early. 

fiona—snow:

alex-paxton:

He’s pretty much a dick. It’s a good thing I’ve been working on saving Thirteen’s immortal soul.

How exactly would you go about doing that? Splashing him with holy water?

Sort of. I got him baptized the other day.

I have no idea what I’m doing up this early. 

fiona—snow:

alex-paxton:

Satan told him to go out into the sun as a sacrifice. Crazy, right?

Poor little guy, he doesn’t deserve that. Satan’s a jerk.

He’s pretty much a dick. It’s a good thing I’ve been working on saving Thirteen’s immortal soul.

I have no idea what I’m doing up this early. 

fiona—snow:

alex-paxton:

He’s a goth parrot. He worships Satan and blisters in the sun.

Somehow I highly doubt that. He’s too sweet to be a goth, satanic parrot. And I found him out in the sun, so I think you’ve been misled.

Satan told him to go out into the sun as a sacrifice. Crazy, right?

I have no idea what I’m doing up this early. 

fiona—snow:

alex-paxton:

It’s a better way to communicate with Thirteen. What can I say? I felt like there was a rift growing between us.

Fair enough-you can’t have that happening! You two are basically inseparable. And if it takes you becoming an owl to keep that bond, I encourage it. Don’t parrots like sunshine, though? I mean, they do live in the tropics.

He’s a goth parrot. He worships Satan and blisters in the sun.

I have no idea what I’m doing up this early. 

fiona—snow:

alex-paxton:

It’s early for me, squirt. Us night owls don’t like the daytime.

So you’re an owl now? But the daytime is wonderful!

It’s a better way to communicate with Thirteen. What can I say? I felt like there was a rift growing between us.

I have no idea what I’m doing up this early. 

fiona—snow:

alex-paxton:

Early? It’s one-thirty, silly. That’s hardly early!

It’s early for me, squirt. Us night owls don’t like the daytime.

I have no idea what I’m doing up this early. 

your-rpc:

Max Irons and Lucy Hale crackship.